The Big Bathroom
Tonight's Champion
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Misha
Highland Cow Enthusiast
AGE
VS
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Maggie
Pianist & Figure Skater
AGE
DAY OF THE BIG BATHROOM LAW
By Parental Decree of March 12 2026 — after years of nightly argument — the Big Bathroom shall be shared in strict alternation. Misha won the inaugural coin toss. Odd days: Misha. Even days: Maggie. No exceptions. No appeals.